By: Tom Morgan
When I was a kid, I forced myself to eat candy corn because I didn’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings. After all, free candy is free candy. Looking back, I should be considered a martyr.
Candy Corn was invented in the late 1800’s, where I think it should have stayed. It was considered chicken feed then, now it’s one of America’s favorite CANDIES.
What has happened to our nation?
Candy Corn is the fruit cake of Halloween. If you hand a bag of candy corn to our trick-or-treaters, everybody hates you.
Candy Corn leaves kids feeling sad and unfulfilled, and is 100% garbage.
That’s all. What Halloween candy can you not consume?