Because when you gotta go, you gotta go!
French politicians gathered together, and apparently ‘Nemo’ disapproved of their ideas and showed it by urinating on the fireplace. (Actually, he really just needed to pee, but it sounds SOOO much better if he disagreed with the French leaders)
How did your pet embarrass you? My dog, Charlotte, decided to take a GIANT poo right in the middle of the Downtown Mall! You know, right where everybody was eating and all?