Things couldn’t have gone any worse for our Stupid Citizen.
Two guys broke into a car that was parked in a driveway in Florida. While stealing items, another car approached them, and they needed to escape in their getaway car quickly. One of the guys made it smoothly, the other guy, not so much.
While running, his shorts fell down, he tripped, and he wound up crashing HEAD FIRST into the side of the getaway car. And a security camera got a PERFECT look at it.
(Video courtesy of CBS12)
The guys stole a phone charger, some loose change, and a $500 stethoscope out of the car. By the looks of it, they probably should have stolen a BELT!