My Favorite Redneck Christmas Songs

#RedneckXmasSongs was trending yesterday and I couldn’t help but talk about it this morning.  Here are a few of my favorite song titles:

 

 

Rockin’ Around the Dollar Tree

Do You Hear What I Done Heard?

Truck Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire

I saw mommy kissing uncle Josh

Grandma Got Ran Over By a Ford F-250 Super Duty with chrome towing package…coming home from our trailer, Christmas eve?

 

 

Here is the complete list.  Enjoy! (These aren’t actual songs, just titles)

 

1. Apparently Jane ‏@spencedbyus Dec 7

   Do You Hear What I Done Heard? #RedneckXmasSongs
2. IDGAF ? ‏@NVLuv Dec 7

   It’s beginning to look a lot like incest #RedneckXmasSongs
3. Christina Bo Beena ‏@LaNaranjaMala Dec 7

   Rockin’ Around the Dollar Tree. #RedneckXmasSongs
4. Kambree Kawahine KoaVerified account ‏@KamVTV Dec 7

   U better watch out I think she’s a guy I’m not quite sure But somethin ain’t right… Hilary Clinton’s Coming to town #RedneckXmasSongs
   President Goodtime ‏@SethGoodtime Dec 7

   I’m dreaming of a white trash Christmas #RedneckXmasSongs

    
5. Mark Smith ‏@MarkHawkSmith Dec 7

   #RedneckXmasSongs All I want for Christmas is my four front teeth

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6. Sergeant MAGA, USMC ‏@wraithvenge Dec 7

   How do you take Christmas songs and make them #RedneckXmasSongs? Just add a Redneck guitar
7. Christian Greco ‏@Jolly_Esquire Dec 7

   O Come, All Yeeehaw Faithful #RedneckXmasSongs
8. EscapeVelocity  ? ‏@EscapeVelo Dec 7

   #RedneckXmasSongs (•_•) <) )╯ We / \ \(•_•) ( (> Won / \ (•_•) <) )> Bitchez / \
9. Mr. Pistov ‏@MrPistov Dec 7

   #RedneckXmasSongs O Little Town of Meth-lehem

10. Comedy is fun and 45 others follow

    Cloyd Rivers ‏@CloydRivers Dec 7

    Fiiiiiive Chiiiiiicken Wiiiiings. Merica. #RedneckXmasSongs .
11. John Martin ‏@TheColdCivilWar Dec 7

    All I want for Christmas is for idiot liberals to stay the hell out of my life. #RedneckXmasSongs
12. Heather ‏@orphic_melody Dec 7

    I Saw Mommy Kissing Uncle Daddy Claus #RedneckXmasSongs
    Brian SmithVerified account ‏@MustBeTheMeds Dec 7

    #RedneckXmasSongs I Saw Mommy Cooking Meth With Santa Clause
     ⚡Mr. Brightside ‏@Will3K85 Dec 7

    Rudolph the Red Nose…. *BANG* – Hey Ma, I bagged me a deer with a funny looking nose! Yeeeeehaw!! #RedneckXmasSongs

13. Christian Fletcher ? ‏@Darth_Pingu Dec 7

    #RedneckXmasSongs Grandma brought rum over for the reindeer
    Kat Lapelosa ?Verified account ‏@Its_Katka Dec 7

    Silent bar fight Holy bar fight All f-bombs All is alt-right #RedneckXmasSongs
14. Miss Texas 1967 ‏@MsTexas1967 Dec 7

    #RedneckXmasSongs It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Syphillis
15. Apparently Jane ‏@spencedbyus Dec 7

    Mary’s Boy Cousin Nephew Child #RedneckXmasSongs
    Aaron Weinbaum ‏@aaronsayswhat1 Dec 7

    All I Want For Christmas Is Chew @2GirlsAndATag #RedneckXmasSongs